Old Geezer Liquor Dispenser
Available at: Amazon.com
This little liquor keg will be a smash hit at any party! The "Old Geezer" Liquor Dispenser helps you mix drinks... while appearing to urinate vodka into your screwdriver! The "Old Geezer" dispenser will have all your friends and family laughing hysterically as they drink and enjoy one another's company."