Unfortunate Fortune Cookies
Available at: vat19.com
Fortune cookies hold so much promise, but predictions like, "An exciting opportunity lies ahead," aren't worth the paper they're printed on. Enter Vat19's Unfortunate Cookies.Each pack includes ten fun, witty, and slightly menacing fortunes that will be a sure-fire hit at your next awesome event. Replace ordinary fortunes such as, "A thrilling time is in your immediate future," with pure magic like, "You just ate cat".Each delicious cookie is individually wrapped and the entire set is packaged in a traditional white Chinese takeout box. Box includes ten cookies with ten different phrases.