Borrow My Pen? Ballpoint Pens (8-pack)
Available at: vat19.com
Like the free pens cluttering your junk drawer, Borrow My Pen? pens advertise a local business. But unlike ordinary free pens, each Borrow My Pen? promotes a hilariously offensive establishment, from the "Springfield Sexual Addiction Center" to "Verdant Fields Nudist Camp". Each ballpoint from the set of eight features a uniquely subversive slogan.The next time someone wants you to lend them a pen, slip them a Borrow My Pen? and revel in their reaction. And should you loan one out to a friend who thinks a novelty pen promoting "Stuffed with Love Taxidermy" is in bad taste, you should remind them that pens are for writing, not chewing on.