Witty, Funny, and Slightly Sarcastic Gift Ideas for Him

When you’re gift shopping, it’s always helpful to think on his personality. And he's anything but a serious dude. You’ve never had a serious chat with him. Or you know him on a tease-one-another-only basis. Whatever your relationship, when you're shopping for lighthearted gifts for men, keep in mind his sense of humor. And all joking aside, we think this is a top-notch gift list of ideas designed to give him a good laugh.

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His Inner Monologue
I'm Bilingual if Sarcasm Counts T-Shirt

Because the thing you love most about him is his unabashed sarcasm. 

$28.99

Go Away Doormat

He's not afraid to be outspoken about his introverted ways. 

$19.95

I Do What I Want Cat Coffee Mug

You share a cat with him — and a love for your independence. 

$17.87

Ring for Sex Bell

Here's what to give the love of your life who can't get enough of you. (Ding ding, the perfect gift!)

$6.19

Drunken Grownups Bottle

For the beer-loving guy who frequents a certain doughnut shop (like you), this tongue-in-cheek beer sleeve is adorably on point. 

$8.49

Bad Idea/Good Idea Shot Glasses

Here's a gift that gives him a little help in the decision department. 

$20.00

Married AF T-Shirt

Give your guy a shirt that reminds him how he's truly taken. 

$17.98

Funny Sarcasm Mug

You've found the perfect gag gift for the co-worker who lets you talk about your troubles for an hour. 

$12.95

Personalized Shot Glass

Customize this shot glass with his specific woes (get personal!). 

$11.99

Funny Quote T-Shirt

Here's the perfect tee for that strong-willed guy who likes to be right. 

$14.95

Funny Office Mug

Because you've shared many a laugh together in the office — after leaving a long meeting that went nowhere. 

$12.95

Better Stuff Doormat

He's a bit of a grump, which is part of his endearing personality that you love. 

$50.00

It's Not Me It's You T-Shirt

If your friend has been sharing some oh-so-interesting dating sagas, here's a tee to poke fun at his tendency for dating drama. 

$34.80

The Right Medicine Shot Glass Set

Here's a gag gift to give with a toast to work, marriage, and that unreliable car that's giving him stress. 

$19.95

Why Do Men Have Nipples? Book

He'll not only enjoy this book, but he'll enjoy having some fun facts to share at the next party, over a martini.

$8.52

Secondhand Vegetarian Funny T-Shirt

You couldn't find a more fitting shirt for your meat lover. 

$24.20

Office Pillow Power Nap

Even if he can't use this to nap in his cubicle, you know he'll appreciate the thought. 

$21.95

Funny Guy Coffee Mug

He's not one to feel squeamish about talking about poop. And it's true — coffee does make you poop!

$11.99

Retirement Date T-Shirt

Let the countdown begin with this hilarious shirt on his release to retirement. 

$23.10

His Potty Mouth
Calm the F*ck Down: Adult Coloring Book

He's a bit wound up and could use a gift that helps him relax, in an irreverent way, of course. 

$5.49

Fart Extinguisher

Because his farts are deadly, and he knows it. 

$14.99

I Like Your Weiner Funny Coffee Mug

Give your man some props in the weiner department. 

$12.95

Fart Ninja Funny T-Shirt

He may be adulting now, but he still farts like a ninja. 

$24.25

Nice Underwear Doormat

Bingo! You've found a gift that says just what he's thinking. 

$26.00

I Pee in Pools Trucker Hat

Here's a hat that celebrates how honesty is the best policy. 

$9.99

Grow the F*ck Up Book

For a guy with a more raunchy side of humor, here's a book that will get a good laugh. 

$13.50

Poke Fun At What He Loves
Cereal Killer Bowl

Give him a gift that pokes fun at how no cereal is safe with him at home. 

$22.00

Fifty Shades of Chicken

This funny book plays off his seductive sense of humor (and love of chicken). 

$11.93

Money Soap Gag Gift

Found: an ingenius way to ensure he's showered. He'll be sudsing up to get his cash prize!

$11.95

Video Games Shower Curtain

Because you realize video games are a big deal for him — not to be sequestered away to the man cave alone. 

$29.95

Pac Man Video Game Wall Clock

He'll get a good giggle when he discovers an old favorite game in the form of a clock.

$13.95

Star Wars I Am Your Father T-Shirt

Because timeless quotes don't all have to be from literary scholars. He'll appreciate a tee that celebrates one of his favorite quotes, from Darth Vader.

$13.32

The Legend of Zelda Apothecary Jar

Here's the one witty apothecary jar he'll actually love — for securing his treasures. 

$11.99

Travel Hoodie and Neck Pillow

Because traveling for him is tough, especially when he gets seated in front of some loud-and-kicky toddlers.  

$28.95

Why You Suck at Golf

You share a relationship where you're 100 percent real with one another — that what he expects (wink wink). 

$9.20

Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron

He's been touted as the drill sergeant of your family, so give your fave grillmaster the perfect tongue-in-cheek apron. 

$17.49

I Love Video Games Coasters

These gifts are playfully fun, kind of like a guy you know. 

$11.99

Star Wars Jedi Fleece Robe

Because he'll get a kick out of pretending to have jedi powers in this robe. 

$99.95

Zombie Cookie Jar Head

You two are all about zombies, so give him a not-so-serious gift for the kitchen. 

$29.99

The Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press

Let's face it, his love of cheese is so pure, it's almost spiritual. 

$39.95

The Goatee Shaving Template

For the dude with the goatee, there is no gift more perfect to make him laugh. 

$19.99

A Little Goofy
100% Silk When Pigs Fly Necktie

He's the ultimate cranky pessimist — and that's what you love about him. 

$44.95

Shark Week Cookie Mug

Because you tease him about his infamous sweet tooth — that chomps up any cookies he finds. 

$16.00

Bag of Dinosaur Farts Cotton Candy

For the guy who announces his farts (still), here's a gift that's sealed in a joke.

$9.95

Functional Magnetic Key Holder

He's a silly kind of dude who will appreciate a goofy way to keep track of his often-misplaced keys. 

$10.99

The Brainstorming Beer Glass

Everyone knows that guy who seems to come up with wild ideas after a few beers. Give your drunkerpreneur something to sip on. 

$10.99

iDrink Smartphone Flask

It's technology meets modern-day drinking with this hilariously fun smartphone flask.

$13.47

The Naked Roommate Book

Here's important reading to give him before he heads off to school. 

$10.00

Whole Food Protein Bars

He's got a good B.S. meter and will appreciate the thought behind this gift. 

$25.99

Lamborghini Wireless Mouse

You can't give him the real thing, so tease him with a mouse-size version. 

$56.91

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By: Dana Holmes  |  May 17, 2017
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